De-Tatched Internet Butt-Heart

Serious crush on Truck Tunes singer guy for some reason, even though I know he's a complete douche bag. That's how it goes with us singers. Crush severe serious, though - like, sometimes when the song Dump It! is on, my heart does this melting tightening thing, and my stomach knots up and gets all angst, like - I NEED him with me and he's not with me WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??? My point is, despite the physical symptoms of my illness, I haven't done anything to pursue this painful crush more than exist and suffer through his epic lyrics and his cookie-cutter songwriting, sans a satisfying post-climax release - he'll take you to the brink of eruption with satisfying goodness, and then leave you hanging. Like, one more note in the original key would send you over the edge, and he acts like he's going to play that note - BUT HE DOESN'T. I HATE HIM. I love him.

Back to my point. I haven't done anything more than ask MAX what the singer dude's name is and what he knows about him. MAX HAS GOOGLED MY *SECRET* CRUSH. and I have not. I am clueless as to what this guy looks like. ON a SIDE note: Somehow ended up watching a movie called Hard Hat Harry, and the main character, Hard Hat Harry, looked a lot like how I would picture Truck Tunes crush guy to look, if I ever had to conjure up said imagery. I told Max about my suspicion. But I still didn't research anything. I THINK Max did, and told me I was right, that Hard Hat Harry is Truck Tunes! So maybe I do know what he looks like. But that's not my fault.

Once again returning to my point. I think this is a real sign of my disparity and detachment from RL. Which has become incredibly troublesome. I'll explain more later. Right now, I have a to-do list to not do:

"Beach Rocks

Construction Woods"

These items are out of order, FYI.