Semi

Semi-professor doesn't really know only semi-pro

semi-professor

substitute teacher doesn't really know readin the manual

the teacher's guide

the professor's syllabus

outline

hypothalamus

gettin mad at us

favorite period is recess

but you're stuck in endocrine

doesn't sit well

in your overstuffed spinny chair

doesn't keep pace

well so you're standing still

in front of the students

when you have their attention

you wish you didn't

when you don't have it

you want to cuss and eat

something unhealthy

and drink whiskey

listen to bad songs

in secret

it's an embarrassment

dont want no one to know

cuz you're only semi pro

professors know

any publicity is good

people dropping your name

soiling it or spoiling it,

it's good

publicity professor